date a girl who loves bodies. date a girl who is obsessive over your hands, your bones. date a girl who likes her meat fresh. date a girl who likes to cook a lot. date a girl who brings people home for dinner and are never seen again. date a girl who has a collection of left arms in her basement. date a girl who’s a cannibal.
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*sees a beautiful girl* she is the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my life *sees another beautiful girl* she is literally the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my entire existence *sees another beautiful girl* she is seriously the
If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.
#and then date the girl
Date the girl whose hair is a mess and steals your t-shirts and kisses you in front of boys who look at her admiringly. Date the girl who wants to dance in the rain with you and make tea for you and make you laugh so hard you snort tea out your nose. Date the girl who cares so much that she can tell something is wrong just by looking at you. Date the girl who will wrap her arms around you for no reason and pay attention when you talk about the things you love, even if she doesn’t love them herself. Date the girl who looks like a lazy sunday afternoon instead of a saturday night. Yeah. Just date that girl.
Why…
Can’t I find a girl that loves adventure as much as me? Why can’t I find a girl who wants to stay up all night Saturday, so we can watch the sunset on Sunday morning? Why can’t I find a girl who enjoys IHOP at 2am and were stoned out of our mind? Why can’t I find a girl who wants me as much as I want them?
Minus the being stoned, but yeah.
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.
I need a girl.
I need a girl who I can proudly call mine. Someone who’ll treat me right, and not judge me for my past. Someone I can buy flowers for and take on dates. Someone who’ll give me a different outlook on life. Someone to cuddle with when the nights are cold and to be their crying shoulder. Someone who makes me feel wanted and can make me laugh until I’m crying. I need a girl that’ll let me love her. Because when I love, I love with all I’ve got.
pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
Things that need to stop being in kid shows.
"I can’t lose to a girl"
"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"
"you let a girl beat you"
If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.
Exactly.
1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”
2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.
3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.
4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.
5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.
6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.
7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.
8. Because feminists just need to chill out.
9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.
10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.
